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Who: Kremlin, Russian Olympic officials
What: Russian president tells officials - resign or be fired
Where: Moscow
When: March 1st
Why: Because participation is not enough

The Saboteur’s Spin: Inspired by the Vancouver Games, President Medvedev vowed to take a torch to Russia’s Olympic officials.

Who: Joseph Stack, US Internal Revenue Service
What: Man flies plane into federal building
Where: Austin, Texas
When: 18th February
Why: Terrorist Plot! Actions of a madman

The Saboteur’s Spin: Tax evasion was taken to new a level when Texan Joseph Stack flew his plane into a federal buildings housing the IRS.

Who: John Mayer
What: Interview
Where: Playboy Magazine
When: 10th February
Why: Navel-gazing and malt whiskey make for bad interviews

The Saboteur’s Spin: John Mayer helped kick off Black History Month in America with an interview that mixed the sexually explicit with the racially profane.

Who: NATO, Afghani Government, Taliban
What: Operation Mushtarak
Where: Marjah, Afghanistan
When: 12th February
Why: To test Obama’s ‘Troop Surge’ hypothesis

The Saboteur’s Spin: With 2011 penciled in as a date of departure, Britain and America hope to end on a high note with their finale, ‘Operation Mushtarak’.

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Who: Finance ministers from seven major economies
What: G7 summit
Where: Iqualuit, Canada
When: February 5th
Why: To laissez-faire or not to laissez-faire…

The Saboteur’s Spin: The Saboteur congratulates the G7 for concluding a summit that avoided the ire of protestors. That it was held in the Arctic Tundra is of minor detail.