Something happened on the road to revolution.
Someone or something above pulled on the strings of creativity and left us in the wake of mediocrity. Exposure to thought-provoking music has been shaded by an ADD-led onslaught of 15 minute-famers whose momentary appeal doesn’t seem to have the prerequisite punch card.
Bubblegum pop has left a bad taste in my mouth and normally I love both bubblegum and pop.
My proposition is like a double-edged sword and it’s time to start swinging people. For those of us who don’t believe that a fat and furry creature (who is smart enough to sleep all winter) can predict how much longer we will have to endure this frozen tundra and for those that simply want to blast away the pain of mediocre music, follow these instructions:
Find yourself a decent stereo systemMake sure your obnoxious neighbours are home
Mix yourself a strong drink-something tropical!!!
Play the following list in order and at max volume
I Idolize You - Ike and Tina Turner
Grits Ain’t Groceries - Little Milton
Gamma Ray - Beck
On Board - Friendly Fires
Rich Girls - The Virgins
Uptown Top Ranking - Althea and Donna
Something’s Got A Hold On Me - Etta James
Goin’ Down South - R.L. Burnside feat. Lyrics Born
Big Ideas - LCD Soundsystem
The Sweat Descends - Les Savy Fav
P.S. Author not responsible for broken speakers, altercations with aforementioned neighbours and/or police intervention. However, author will take credit for any amorous adventures with one or multiple partners. {w}
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